Ep. 4: Best of GenX: We Were Toys R Us Kids, Pt. 1

There are few things that so define the shared experience of a generation like the toys we all played with (yeah I know, I ended a sentence with a preposition, take it up with Merriam Webster).

Especially those of us in the U.S. who grew up when the commercials played during children’s TV programming were nothing but wall-to-wall toy ads. We sang the jingles and could recite the dialogue. Brand names like Fischer-Price, Wham-O, Mattel, and Hasbro promised delight and thrills.

There’s so much to choose from in the sea of toys from the 70s, so for We Were Toys R Us Kids, we’ll just stick with the ones we loved the most. Follow this fancy tree to all our links to the PODCAST.

On to the Show Notes…

Magic Window & Etch-a Sketch Tibetan Buddhists

If only ParcoAnn still had her Magic Window with wood-like frame. She’d hang upside down and watch the magic appear.
There are so many videos of the Tibetan Buddhist ritual of creating and destroying sand mandalas. ParcoSam chose to embed this one because it depicts the whole process from blank space to blank space. It’s fascinating, it’s beautiful and it’s hard to accept that something so extraordinary is so easily undone-but that is life.
ParcoSam will let Princess Etch speak for herself. Mind-blowing work from her Etch-a-Sketches!

The Hippity Hop Commute – ParcoAnn

The commuting could be done, but ParcoAnn would be like the guy on the right. So perhaps commuting by Hippity Hop is not really an option.

Behold the Spanish 1700 military man – ParcoAnn

ParcoAnn’s neighborhood man who dresses like a Spanish military man has a costume in between the one on the left with the helmet like the one on the right.

The Bald Redhead and the Barbie-Q Ban – ParcoSam

I can’t blame my childhood friend for banning me from her Barbie-Qs; I was crap at it. I do wonder if a bit of my acting out was due to feeling like I had a second-class doll in Stacey rather than all those first-class blonde Barbies.

It’s not that I have anything against redheads. I’ve been one myself for fairly long stretches of my adult life. I just desperately wanted to style her hair into a different ‘do. Was that so wrong? But somehow her hair just got shorter and shorter and shorter until we were down to the nubbins.

Step away from the scissors, little girl.

Well, well, well, who gets the last laugh here? Turns out that my bald Stacey doll, far from being the so-called “cheapo, knock-off Barbie” that I claimed, is actually a rare collectible who was considered Barbie’s cool British Mod friend. Issued only from 1968 to 1971, she had one of the shortest production runs of a Barbie-related doll.

Why oh why did I cut off all her beautiful red hair and lose her somewhere in my 40+ lifetime moves?

Learn more about Stacey here.

Puberty Skipper & the Potted Meat Hypothesis – ParcoAnn

ParcoAnn believes she began to develop early due to massive quantities of Spam and Deviled Ham.

By the way, did you know (according to Wikipedia):

“William Underwood first canned deviled ham in 1868 as a mixture of ground ham with seasonings; deviling would also be done with other meat and seafood products, including turkeychickentongue and lobster. Deviling consists of adding such spices as pepper saucecayenne pepper, Dijon mustard, or chopped chili peppersDeviled eggs are one well-known example of this process. The devil logo was trademarked in 1870 and the company claims in its own literature that it is the oldest food trademark still in use in the United States. The red devil that debuted in 1895 and started as a demonic figure evolved into a much friendlier version when compared to the original.”

Also the Deviled Ham logo is the oldest trademark logo used in the good ol’ USofA. That said, I think I went off Deviled Ham sandwiches when I became fearful of the logo during the height of the Exorcist craze. Sunday school damage gave me (ParcoAnn) great fears of devil movies and logos apparently.

From ParcoSam: Hey Parco, did you notice that all the kids eating Deviled Ham were boys? What’s the gist, Deviled Ham is boy’s food? Weird.

Well this is a very interesting link about growth hormones in meat production. Read it, make your decision. Basically after reading this information (steroid growth hormones are not allowed in chickens or pork, according to the USDA). However hormone production, according to the FDA, in cattle and sheep have been around since the 1950s.

I guess it wasn’t Spam or Deviled Ham, but growing up too fast being a damn latchkey kid. 😉

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